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New York. Interests: NBA, Boxing, Pro Table Tennis.

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WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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Of course not college but That shit was funny as hell to me in high school.

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kingjaffejoffer:

whosaudivinity:

If you have a penis, do you:

A: unbutton/unbuckle your pants to pee

or

B: unzip the fly and pee through the opening

It depends on if my shirt is tucked in. 

If I’m tucked in I pull my dick through the zipper so I don’t have to unbuckle the belt and the re-tuck.

If I’m wearing a tshirt then I unbutton. 

Fuck all that the zipper has scratched me the few times I tried to do that.