Michael maze all day. Favorite player ever.
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
Of course not college but That shit was funny as hell to me in high school.
If you have a penis, do you:
A: unbutton/unbuckle your pants to pee
B: unzip the fly and pee through the opening
It depends on if my shirt is tucked in.
If I’m tucked in I pull my dick through the zipper so I don’t have to unbuckle the belt and the re-tuck.
If I’m wearing a tshirt then I unbutton.
Fuck all that the zipper has scratched me the few times I tried to do that.
HIPHOP ISNT DEAD
What a magical roof.
"Booty isn’t everything"
Don’t even approach me with that nonsense.
Squeeze those cheeks
gotta make sure it’s legit